i want to lead a life that results in this sort of obituary.
For as long as I can remember, I’ve been happy.
Like, REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY happy.
Apparently, the rest of the world thinks so, too.
From Xanga to Facebook, anonymous notes to candid family encouragement, what is perceived to be my top contribution to society is my unwavering…
tila tequila hasn’t even reached her final form
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
^^^Now that would make for an interesting night.
now the question is would THEY know why they had all been gathered into a room with me?
dO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY FAMOUS MEN WOULD BE IN THERE
title is sarcasm.