need to start thinking in these terms →
out of the mode of ‘science science logic logic logic’
clairehbear: i just want some cold iced root beer with a thin straw. meeee too i also want it to be >75 degrees
tamburina: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day thou art sweaty and warm and disgusting please go away enjoying the weather
cashcats: cat city bitch cat cat city bitch ten ten ten twenties on ya kitties bitch
When I do well on an exam I didn't study for
whatshouldwecallme: At first I’m like: But then I’m just like: this will not be the case tomorrow…because i studied for 9 HOURS TODAY. NINE. HOURS. BITCHES.
When someone cute calls me cute
descamisados: i get really emotional thinking about animals i’ll never pet i also get really emotional when i see a great butt and i know i’ll never get to touch it mo-bot i’m reblogging this purely out of my love for your tags
i don't really support invisible children...just...
thedailywhat: On Kony 2012: I honestly wanted to stay as far away as possible from KONY 2012, the latest fauxtivist fad sweeping the web (remember “change your Facebook profile pic to stop child abuse”?), but you clearly won’t stop sending me that damn video until I say something about it, so here goes: Stop sending me that video. The organization behind Kony 2012 — Invisible Children Inc. —...
When I say I'm not going to drink
whatshouldwecallme: And then someone offers me tequila: ………mmeeeep